Don't swallow any seaweed

If I've learned anything from watching an unhealthy amount of Netflix, is it's never like the movies. Death, is glamorized in quite a celebrious fashion. A handful of pills, mass produces the young, beautiful corpses of the cliche Hollywood cool kid today. Live fast, die young, don't eat, and above all always keep the Amitriptyline on the night table, right?  I mean, aren't we all worthless if we don't die with smiles plastered on? Close your eyes, and try not to swallow any seaweed on the way down, because that's what it's all about. If you're not dead yet, you're obviously a walking Jesus Christ himself.  So go preform some miracles and heal the blind and shit, because honey, we are all as ugly as we seem. In our headstone houses; the wasted away whites and diet coke heads, waiting for the next televised funeral of the size zeros. Now hurry, because those pills come in come in five new colors and cherry flavor too. Try not to make too much noise, but a spoon of sugar makes the cyanide go down much easier.